Pushing that Queef down the board
What's you're limit on listening to people talking horseshit? I managed 4 hours today and it fucking exhausted me.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:45, archived)

I need more information to give you an adequate answer.
Is it verifiable horseshit? What are the circumstances? Am I being paid to listen? Am I paying to listen? Is the horseshit talker a friend or family? Do I want to help this person? What else could I be doing?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:53, archived)

Being paid to listen
You could be doing constructive things and be paid for that.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:56, archived)

You may have noticed that I like an argument
and I am somewhat irked by people being wrong, so I'd probably last 3, maybe 4 sentences before starting to take the piss.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 22:13, archived)

I have to listen on a daily basis
To a fucking mental that has no memory of the previous day's conversations, telling me that her boyfriend wouldn't lie to her and that she's only been waiting for this non-existent parcel for 3 days and not 2 months, so my tolerance for bullshit is pretty high
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:59, archived)

Depends, aggressively self-serving and lying horseshit gets the stopwatch, genuinely funny or bizarre horseshit might even get invited back for more
oh paid to listen? then it's all about how much.
if the thought of your financial reward is no longer enough to persuade you to sit and listen to any more horseshit, well that's your lower limit right there.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 22:47, archived)

Emojis are generally designed to represent a wide range of concepts and objects, and while some may indirectly allude to testicles in certain contexts, there isn't a dedicated emoji for testicles, Johnny Nomates.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:18, archived)