Wonder if the BBC would pay me to rewrite all their headlines as teepees

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:15, archived)

I mean you can choose to have it displayed in pidgin, I think this is an equally valid interpretation

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:21, archived)

Justin Welby fined for speeding
Going fast through Lambeth
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:23, archived)

Sweden comeback for Beyoncé
Starting solo tour
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:27, archived)

Ringo Starr calls Holly Muller
ahead of Eurovision
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:29, archived)

Scottish Uni's marking boycott
Binning dissertations
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

What this robot found in drainpipe:
just an alligator
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:34, archived)

*lionelrichie.gif*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

Flashing the Bishop

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

Dog my bean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:01, archived)