Fuck that thread. Here’s a new one for you to piss all over
How have you fucking cretins been? I haven’t been around for a while.

Been in the DMT waiting room for a while.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:12, archived)

me too, haven't smoked DMT for a good 10 years, it's about time

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:14, archived)

Never have, never even seen it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:26, archived)

most incredible experience of my life by a country mile
sorry 'wedding day' and 'birth of my daughter'

small amount = nice psychedelic experience
large amount = religious experience level of intensity
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

First time I puked. Also my mate had his dog with him and at that moment it didn’t have a back end just two heads.
Second and third hit and I went to a place. Which seemed to last about 3 months when in fact it was a matter of minutes.

The only scary thing that sets it aside from other psychedelics I have done. Namely shrooms and lysergic acid diethylamide, is that they tend to build.

DMT goes from zero to a hundred in a fraction of a second. Scary at first. Then it’s just a fucking wonderful experience.

On a second note. My CUNT of a neighbour has now been mowing, strimming (perfect strikey g there guys) and basically being a Bellend for the last hour.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:46, archived)

i hate going to church tho

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:51, archived)

Someone (Jung?) thought organized religions were basically schemes for avoiding personal religious experience

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 19:56, archived)

aounds plausible

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 12 May 2023, 21:44, archived)

Neil?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:40, archived)

Alright Norman Blake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:49, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:45, archived)

Elon Musk names boss of Twitter
Linda Yaccarino
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:42, archived)

Surely that was his/her/she/him/them mums responsibility to name the fool

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:47, archived)

Arseboon Disbaro

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:48, archived)

Sunak wants Ukraine's Zelensky
speech at Eurovision
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:11, archived)

David Boyd killed Nikki Allan
Jury find him guilty
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:13, archived)

Wonder if the BBC would pay me to rewrite all their headlines as teepees

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:15, archived)

I mean you can choose to have it displayed in pidgin, I think this is an equally valid interpretation

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:21, archived)

Justin Welby fined for speeding
Going fast through Lambeth
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:23, archived)

Sweden comeback for Beyoncé
Starting solo tour
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:27, archived)

Ringo Starr calls Holly Muller
ahead of Eurovision
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:29, archived)

Scottish Uni's marking boycott
Binning dissertations
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

What this robot found in drainpipe:
just an alligator
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:34, archived)

*lionelrichie.gif*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

Flashing the Bishop

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

Dog my bean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

Talk to Frank

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:19, archived)

I'm currently drinking and watching horror films

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 21:29, archived)