I am in hell
stuck in mum's with both of the mentals, who are having the same conversation on repeat, about how finding a feather means that my bitch of a cousin is sending them messages from heaven. If there was a heaven, she would definitely not be there.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

What percentage of your extended family isn't completely insane, would you say?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

Dad's side? I don't know
Mum is one of 12 and, to date, 6 have been diagnosed with dementia, not to mention several cousins with mental health problems and/or depression
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 13 May 2023, 16:36, archived)

we're all just glad that you're not coo-coo too

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 13 May 2023, 17:19, archived)

well, quite

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 May 2023, 18:01, archived)

+ not

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 20:47, archived)

Blaaahdy ell. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 May 2023, 22:00, archived)