yeah, that story is fucking ridiculous, I'm amazed her claims got as far as they did
A JUMBO GENITAL
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:19, archived)

No doubt they had to go through the motions

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:33, archived)

That was the bored sewage operative m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:39, archived)