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Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 May 2023, 7:00, archived)
ning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 May 2023, 7:13, archived)
Ningles

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:05, archived)
do you have small willy syndrome or something?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 18 May 2023, 7:18, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:05, archived)

small prader
(piss and shit, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:08, archived)

syndrome styles
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 May 2023, 9:02, archived)
Small Willy Syndrome (1912-1959) was an influential blues guitarist from Missouri who is chiefly remembered for popularizing the blues standard, "A Jumbo Genital"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 May 2023, 15:48, archived)
MOD EDIT: morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 7:41, archived)
But is it though?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:05, archived)
Go fuck yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:18, archived)
No, why don't you go fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:30, archived)
No, why don't YOU go fuck yourself???

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:31, archived)
I already have, bit tired now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:47, archived)
fair enough, have a bit of a rest then go for it again

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:51, archived)
The "new" printer has arrived
I mean £29 for a reconditioned printer/scanner seems ridiculous to me. Anyway, got a HP identical to the old one that died so I can just drop in the print cartridges as being half-used they're almost certainly worth more than the printer.

Yes. It's that exciting here and anecdotes are DEFINITELY my forte.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:20, archived)
What a funny story!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 8:37, archived)
this the kind of content quality b3ta fails to achieve

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 18 May 2023, 9:21, archived)
*prints out comment and sticks to fridge*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 May 2023, 9:34, archived)
alrite planearm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:42, archived)
alright
I did a trial shift at a luxury cookware place in Islington yesterday and was offered a job but I'm not taking it. I got strong 'badly run small business' vibes and they were basically expecting me to do the manager's job for the same money as the general staff.

tl;dr GUNTSHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 May 2023, 9:59, archived)

trial f
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:08, archived)
lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:16, archived)
They were impressed by the show of dominance

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 May 2023, 10:48, archived)

AJG
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:16, archived)
yeah, that story is fucking ridiculous, I'm amazed her claims got as far as they did
A JUMBO GENITAL
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:19, archived)
No doubt they had to go through the motions

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:33, archived)
That was the bored sewage operative m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:39, archived)
maybe she has de Clérambault's Syndrome

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 May 2023, 12:29, archived)