Ich bin ein bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:19, archived)

I have a dream
I have a dream that one day this bollocks will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed, ‘We hold these bollocks to be self-evident, that all men are created bollocks’
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:21, archived)

I have been in bollocks for 17 years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:24, archived)

Ask not what your bollocks can do for you — ask what you can do for your bollocks.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:25, archived)

There's a frood who really knows where his bollocks are

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:59, archived)

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:03, archived)

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:06, archived)

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the bollocks.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:08, archived)

bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 21:09, archived)

A life without bollocks is not worth living

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 May 2023, 22:44, archived)

First they came for the bollocks,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 23:02, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:55, archived)