Football in telly then pee in the garden in solidarity with our dog(, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)
Good idea to put a football through the telly just to make sure you don't end up having to watch any of that nasty sports(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:43,
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