Self serving bollocks thread.
No upsets, please.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)

Might I recommend the boars testicles in a steamed mussel sauce?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:35, archived)

Van Damme!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)

Damn you too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)

Ahem...
"No upsets please."
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:03, archived)

Self serving only.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:48, archived)

I've spent too much money on cat stuff

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:52, archived)

Go on...

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)

Scans

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)

Our previous cat's favourite 'toys' were cardboard boxes to sit it and newspapers to sit on
Catnip mice and bought stuff he had no interest in
Still miss the little sod he turned feral and disappeared
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)

I think he moved with me by the sound of it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)

Don't be horrible to him please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:12, archived)

I've got him a catnip mouse
A springy mouse, a laser pointer, a squeaky fish, a collar, feeding bowl and water bowl,dreamies and kitten milk
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:16, archived)

I predict he will like the dreamies and milk.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:46, archived)