it's been great
went to meet the MD of this Sicilian firm, they fucking love me (because I'm fucking ace and skill). Could be a fun job I think, I get good vibes from them.

Mrs is about to leave for Australia to go and see her unwell mum, that's fucking wank but very necessary. Highs and lows, ups and downs, you know.

tl;dr you have Downs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)

Alphabet spaghetti sales
Congrats
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:32, archived)

living the dream, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)

Hoose to yirsel
Aw day computer games and yir music as loud as yi want!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)

I'm playing funk 45s at this party on the weekend, so I can fanny aboot getting a set together all week
Or just shove a load of them into a box at the last minute like I always used to do
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:51, archived)

Just take twice as many as you have time to play, job done.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:44, archived)

my 45s box holds 200, I'm sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)