Ha, Jim Bowen!
The name alone elicits endless mirth.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:28, archived)

you can't beat a bit of bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:34, archived)

You can, I've seen the video

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 15:25, archived)