Friday tits, Friday smeg, Friday gunt, pfft, wooyay
Hi knob's, weekend ahoy.

There's a fucking awful busker near me. Might kick her minge in. DJing tomoz, dying Sun.

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)

A few summers ago there was a traveling troubadour (twat with a guitar) wandering around our development, strumming and singing.
Then we figured out he was the point guy for street deals, people went to him first then picked up from a car nearby.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)

With a hey! nonny no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)

At least he had some value then
This wanker has run through pretty much all the shittest songs ever. Wonderwall, Englishman in New York, the lot. All done in that overblown TV singing contest style
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:27, archived)

"here's a tenner if you shut the fuck up while I'm standing here"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:46, archived)

'20 to leave London forever'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:54, archived)

30 degrees C
melting here
(Planearm, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:41, archived)

27 and a nice breeze blowing the fumes from Euston Rd in my face, here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:53, archived)

Was meant to be going to the African festival in town with my mate tomorrow
But her arthritis is crippling her, so we're just taking her kids bowling instead
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)