A few summers ago there was a traveling troubadour (twat with a guitar) wandering around our development, strumming and singing.
Then we figured out he was the point guy for street deals, people went to him first then picked up from a car nearby.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)

With a hey! nonny no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)

At least he had some value then
This wanker has run through pretty much all the shittest songs ever. Wonderwall, Englishman in New York, the lot. All done in that overblown TV singing contest style
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:27, archived)

"here's a tenner if you shut the fuck up while I'm standing here"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:46, archived)

'20 to leave London forever'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:54, archived)