Bugger this!
It's bed time!

*lays out plastic sheets*
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 22:20, archived)

What time do the children arrive?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 22:35, archived)

Jesus...
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 22:43, archived)

No, no kids
- not since the Event
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 22:53, archived)

No! Do not talk or think about the event!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 10:05, archived)

And as always, remain indoors.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 10:22, archived)

DEAR DEIDRE Mum of my child led me on with sex and then ditched me – Father’s Day is ruined

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 23:46, archived)

While you were partying I studied the Tier 2 Restrictions.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 0:50, archived)

As Tiers Go By

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 0:53, archived)

all these restrictions will be lost, like tiers in rain

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 0:57, archived)

My favorite tier is Ian, from Ian's Knot Site.
A poem:
I learned then forgot
The 'Ian Quick Knot'
I might learn it again
Like I did back then
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 0:59, archived)

One day a video clip did emerge, staff of Shaun Bailey's campaign
Laughing and shouting, the rules they were flouting, those wicked Conservative junior staff
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 9:49, archived)