Where might a track and field athlete from Warsaw keep his valuables?
In a Pole Vault!!!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)

"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"Nein, I am a German. How did you know my name is Valter?"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)