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Afternoon, knobstain's
Might go pub
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)
might penetrate a plover

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)
Dick a dove

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:17, archived)
Nut in a nuthatch

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:17, archived)
Spaff in a swift

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)
spunk up a sparrow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:19, archived)
Jizz on a jay.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:43, archived)
Are blue jays acceptable?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:12, archived)
That would be
Bukkake on a Bluejay.

So yes.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
Thanks, I'll let them know

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)
Des O'zzz

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:33, archived)
might sodomise a salamander

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)
Ass-blast an axolotl

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:29, archived)
Alt: favorite short-term uprising in a former soviet country?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:10, archived)
Where might a track and field athlete from Warsaw keep his valuables?
In a Pole Vault!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"Nein, I am a German. How did you know my name is Valter?"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
Traitorous dogs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
Cats have exactly that reputation among the unconverted, yet dogs get the rap

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)
Sure, Johnny Nomates...
Yo, listen up, I got a message to convey,
As a dog, I'm barking out, there's something I gotta say.
Sick of the term "traitorous dogs," it's getting old,
Time to flip the script, let the truth unfold.

It's time to change the game, switch up the track,
Let's give some love to those cats, no turning back.
No more "traitorous dogs," it's time to amend,
Bring on "traitorous cats," that's the trend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)
Cat rap
Here's a little fucker with the name of Tiddles
He licks his balls and he poops and piddles
He laughs at mogs that have been castrated
Those motherfucking dogs motherfucking hated

CWA
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)
The Catholic persecution of cats aided the black plague, genocide of dogs would just make parks less full of shit and cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)
Preach on brother mongy!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)
the black plague was also aided
by the fact that medieval doctors didn't have a fucking clue what diseases were, routinely prescribed dangerous substances as supposed remedies, called any woman with a wart a witch and thought sick people had demons in their blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:06, archived)
And cats were witches familiars, hence church dickery
Although many churches still kept cats for rodent control.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)
the church has never needed an excuse for dickery, tbf

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:17, archived)
I don't give two fucks about warty old hags getting killed. They honestly did fuck all compared to cats killing vermin.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 20:02, archived)
Usual Sunday lunch at my parents house for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:31, archived)
Fucking scorching here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
Humid AF m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:22, archived)
Tipped it down earlier for about half an hour.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:36, archived)
It needs to cool down, running in this weather is grim

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:13, archived)
Did you go pub?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:21, archived)
I've been pub

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
I went pub yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 20:03, archived)