Cats have exactly that reputation among the unconverted, yet dogs get the rap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)

Sure, Johnny Nomates...
Yo, listen up, I got a message to convey,
As a dog, I'm barking out, there's something I gotta say.
Sick of the term "traitorous dogs," it's getting old,
Time to flip the script, let the truth unfold.

It's time to change the game, switch up the track,
Let's give some love to those cats, no turning back.
No more "traitorous dogs," it's time to amend,
Bring on "traitorous cats," that's the trend.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)

Cat rap
Here's a little fucker with the name of Tiddles
He licks his balls and he poops and piddles
He laughs at mogs that have been castrated
Those motherfucking dogs motherfucking hated

CWA
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)

The Catholic persecution of cats aided the black plague, genocide of dogs would just make parks less full of shit and cunts

( mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)

Preach on brother mongy!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)

the black plague was also aided
by the fact that medieval doctors didn't have a fucking clue what diseases were, routinely prescribed dangerous substances as supposed remedies, called any woman with a wart a witch and thought sick people had demons in their blood.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:06, archived)

And cats were witches familiars, hence church dickery
Although many churches still kept cats for rodent control.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)

the church has never needed an excuse for dickery, tbf

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:17, archived)

I don't give two fucks about warty old hags getting killed. They honestly did fuck all compared to cats killing vermin.

( mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 20:02, archived)