Resigning as an MP with immediate effect, but not until I get answers as to why they’ve run out of custard in the Westminster canteen

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)

Boris is now writing for the Fail
Probably better paid than MP basic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

Only thing he should be writing is a suicide note

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:25, archived)

"Everything is everyone else's fault"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 12:34, archived)

Especially pregnancies

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:51, archived)

Turns out it was Boris' baby batter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 13:55, archived)