I wish I was a medical science doctor, if I were a medical science doctor everyone would take me more seriously and respect my opinion. On Madonna.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)

You could always go for medical science doctor turned alcohol vendor publican

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)