Hullo the Internet, Queef here
Anyone else jacking off a tapir this afternoon, or is it just me? Woes of a high end ice cream seller, you know. Its in all the posh stuff.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)

white wee-wee tapir

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)

Afternoon delapir

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)

Hello Queef
Been to any good tree fairs recently?
Done any good MASSIVE drugs?
Been to see The Hawks recently?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)

The Hawks come to me for massive drugs nowadays

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)

Hello mr horrible this is The Hawks got any massive drugs for sale? Is it ok to text this to you?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)

I've got all the Massive Drugs
Meet me at the pizza place
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)

do they pay cash or do they ask you to put the massive drugs on their bills

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)

Chortle.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:46, archived)

NO THEY'RE FUCKING HAWKS YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THEY DON'T CHORTLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)

Maybe they just don't find you funny?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)

Chesney and Hudson

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)

Tony as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

Jake Hoyt

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)

You forgot about the lesbo mums.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)

Oh no, believe me I didn't

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:18, archived)

ps I am wanking as I write.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)

We all know you are a wanker
Thanks for the reminder
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)

Has your shit pub burned down yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)

Is the ski village on fire?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:55, archived)

It is now a classy Wetherspoons
Just your sort of juicer
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:03, archived)

I wish I'd kept track of who everyone was. Is Drimble still here somewhere?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)

That's me m8

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:49, archived)

No it's not, drimble only called me a fucking idiot occasionally.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)

Drimble on the website

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:02, archived)

Dozer killed himself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:02, archived)

Because of the bullying

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:25, archived)

Priti, I mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:27, archived)

Killing himself because of the shame

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:56, archived)

Stop right there

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)

I know who you are, you're easy to keep track of. Is Putin DBT then?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)

'Keep track of'? Are you another self-appointed beeter policeman?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

No, you are a whirlwind of tomfoolery, jackassery and saying 'alright' to people so even after a years absence and a dozen name changes it's still painfully obvious that you are you.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:15, archived)

I'll take that as a compliment, cheers you fucking weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jun 2023, 19:07, archived)

👍
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)

Not seen since 2018, rip in piece

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)

^ obv not equipped

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:13, archived)

Who's asking?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)

I am googling lesbo mums now
Some interesting documentaries on XHamster
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)

you forgot to say "this afts"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)

Just starting on a new ball of wool
Exciting stuff
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)

Ballocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)

It's just the one ballock, actually

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)

I have the object of your ridicule on ignore so none of this makes any sense to me.
He really is an awful shit.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:09, archived)

I am fully aware of his shortcomings
Lol comings
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:26, archived)

You have him on ignore?
You should mention it more often in case anyone forgets.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 15:46, archived)

Pasanonic lols

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)

I certainly will now, cheers.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 20:33, archived)

CANADIAN LUNGFUCK SNEAK ATTACK: Air Qualty 152 -- Unhealthy.
Air Quality Alert until 10:00 AM, Friday, June 30? Really? How about we just fucking bomb them? How's that for some fucking weather? Biden is fucking useless.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:35, archived)

Is orange air still a thing? :(

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:39, archived)

Trump’s private jet

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:41, archived)

More private than a cardboard box full of nuclear secrets?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:46, archived)

Oddly, not at all this time, at least not here. It doesn't even smell smoky outside.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)

omg false flag??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)

The chemtrail pilots must be striking

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)

Is this BBC News story link just clickbait? You won't believe the shocking answer!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:30, archived)

Ofcom raps Corporation for ending all links with a question mark to drive views?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:32, archived)

Will Government appeal Supreme Court asylum ruling? Rishi is unbelievable!
Should you withdraw all of your savings?
Do satellite images show Belarus base activity? The truth revealed
Did Madonna actually die in hospital? Medical science doctor points out these tell-tale signs
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:43, archived)

I complained about this before but can't be arsed to find the link

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)

I wish I was a medical science doctor, if I were a medical science doctor everyone would take me more seriously and respect my opinion. On Madonna.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)

You could always go for medical science doctor turned alcohol vendor publican

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8375693
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)