"The mayor married a similar reptile this time last year." Men, they're all the same. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:32,
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honeymooned in the cayman islands(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:49,
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wait until his current wife sees who his luggage is made from, honeymoon over(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 18:30,
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