Maybe you've got a hippo thing going on
stluciasouthafrica.com/hippo-facts/hippo-mating-gestation/

During the peak mating time, the male hippos pee and defecate (pass feces from their bodies) at the same time. This is then followed by the male hippos using its tail to spread the faeces and pee to the female it wants to mate with to get her attention.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:49, archived)

So pretty much like humans, then?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 17:05, archived)