Afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:03, archived)

Evening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:12, archived)

Shitbag #9

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

Lou Bega's less popular follow up single

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 17:39, archived)

"A little bit Veronica in my life..."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 22:54, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:20, archived)

afternoon, morning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:16, archived)

Bit confusing

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)

Good evening.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:28, archived)

Only in Western Europe, you colonialist-imperialist SCUM.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:29, archived)

How dreadfully Africa-phobic, you terrible racist.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)

Call in from Princeton, Indiana here

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)

Fucking hell
my shits are so explosive today. Pretty sure my arse needs a firearm license. What is the genetic/evolutionary benefit of shitting out bad food with so much force? Does being able to shit really far attract a mate?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:35, archived)

It demonstrates a flexible sphincter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)

+ or it gets the hose again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:43, archived)

'Yes' to all.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:38, archived)

Maybe you've got a hippo thing going on
stluciasouthafrica.com/hippo-facts/hippo-mating-gestation/

During the peak mating time, the male hippos pee and defecate (pass feces from their bodies) at the same time. This is then followed by the male hippos using its tail to spread the faeces and pee to the female it wants to mate with to get her attention.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:49, archived)

So pretty much like humans, then?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 17:05, archived)

Listening to awful Japanese big band jazz and shouting "faggot!" at my speakers, living the dream here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:46, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/lotr/comments/lbpryo/updated_vocabulary/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:52, archived)

I suppose if all else fails, just go through the book with a pen and replace words like “sword” and “wound” with “bopper” and “ouchie.”
Eye Of Sauron = naughty winky
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)

Dwarf - fun size.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:59, archived)

and my tickle stick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

The gates of colour of Mordor.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)

in which case mines of moria must be diddyland

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:26, archived)

It's called puffdaddyland in my edition

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)

O! What are you seeking,
And where are you making?
The faggots are reeking,
The bannocks are baking!
O! tril-lil-lil-lolly
the valley is jolly,
ha! ha!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:17, archived)

What mastery of styles!
Clearly shows a blend of early medieval Anglo-Saxon alliterative verse techniques with Baby Shark.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

Look who's Tolkien now.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:57, archived)

shit off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:49, archived)

-f

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 17:19, archived)

âftërñòøñ

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:12, archived)

I thought I'd watch that new remake of Shaft as it's popped up on the old Netters
Turns out it came out 23 years ago, fuck
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:17, archived)

That the one with Christian Bale in it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)

yeah, I love the original so much I wasn't going to watch it
it seems a little time passed in the meantime

also has 'still with dreadlocks and under 20 stone' Busta Rhymes in it. I can see how he never made the Ice T jump to acting
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:34, archived)

Got to go to Manchester tomorrow, fml

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)