We went to birdland at the weekend and the penguins there seemed perfectly happy with a shallow concrete enclosure and a bucket of fish.
And yet the Year 1 teacher was trying to convince us that they need an entire fucking continent to themselves! Might have to put something on the parents' whatsapp group complaining about them brainwashing our children.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:07, archived)