Just been watching Young Sheldon last night
One of the few US comedies that is decent
The Big Bang theory is wank
Watching anything good?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:35, archived)

alright planearm
Most of the new Black Mirror was good
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:38, archived)

I have seen a couple
The demon one and the Scottish pme with the murdering mum
Pretty good
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:43, archived)

Those were the best ones
also lol, spoilers
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

Lol boilers

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

I've been watching mash

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

anything good in the carvery?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:48, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

Oh come on, that was comedy gold

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:59, archived)

I saw what you did there
sympathy click
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

Applause

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:11, archived)

Can you stop

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:27, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:42, archived)

Looks like Cheers already did this back in Feb

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:08, archived)

I doubt anyone remembers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

There's nothing on but bloody repeats and woke remakes

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:11, archived)

Stop The Wokes!

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:12, archived)

fuck off jizz head

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:09, archived)

The Office, american one

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

Never liked any of them tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:11, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:42, archived)

Just been to see my 5 year old daughter's school performance.
It was about a group of penguins who find that their home is melting and travel to Australia, America and the UK to convince people to stop using cars, conserve energy and recycle more.

Whilst it's an important message I felt that the presentation and proposed solutions came across as somewhat naive and there was no discussion about the underlying economic and geopolitical factors contributing to climate change.
I'd rate it 4/10.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

Even penguins are woke now

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:51, archived)

We went to birdland at the weekend and the penguins there seemed perfectly happy with a shallow concrete enclosure and a bucket of fish.
And yet the Year 1 teacher was trying to convince us that they need an entire fucking continent to themselves! Might have to put something on the parents' whatsapp group complaining about them brainwashing our children.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:07, archived)

I hope you stood up and started screaming that it was all woke lies, and made them all cry.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:52, archived)

Tell me lies, tell me woke little lies

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)

saw this on the pp
had to fist bump you.
can i do that in your bum?
yeah probably fine.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

I'm planning to make her watch an hour of Ben Shapiro when she gets home for balance.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

Try some Al Murray

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

Also I was sat next to some prick who has a BMW i8 but cycles to work and he was radiating smugness throughout.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)

I like to struggle home from the supermarket on foot, carrying 25kg of shopping for miles in torrential rain
because it carbon offsets the young people in the carpark having contests on who has the loudest exhaust and most impressive stationary revs.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:37, archived)

Anti-car fanatics are some of the biggest twats around.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:39, archived)

It's easy for people with a front garden to keep banging on about going electric.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:06, archived)

Lol povvo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)

alright, 'people at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

I bet that wasn't a patch on the Treworgey Tree Fayre.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:02, archived)

My new workplace has free charge points
- so that's nice.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:47, archived)

yeah that'll be great when every nobnugget has an electic go there device.
just buy a crate of duracells
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:29, archived)

If they were serious about addressing climate change they would have gone to the world's biggest polluter, China
And the play would have ended with them being made into soup.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 19:39, archived)

MF DOOM died in Leeds, who knew???

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376348
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:18, archived)

i don't know what i was expecting

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:30, archived)

We’d like to humbly suggest that as our work appears to bring some value to you, it is only fair to ask you to pay a modest something in return.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:32, archived)

Only if I get a newsletter mention in capitals.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:43, archived)

Comic Sans shirley?
Best of all fonts
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:47, archived)

JLC presents: Bring Back ... 90s Microsoft WordArt

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Good Times New Roman

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:16, archived)

Face the walbaum display

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:42, archived)

🧱👀🌲👀🧍‍♂️🙈
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:00, archived)

initial caps and italics, best I can do, unless you're a m8 of Kunt?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)

You stupid Cunt.
Both of those shows are fucking terrible. Written by fucking spastics for spastics. You spastic
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

AND YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT SPASTIC

(sticklebricks, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:03, archived)

spastic

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

spastics are overrepresented in your comment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)

you fucking cunt bastard spastic camel horse cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)

spastics are underrepresented in your comment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:58, archived)

must be why you like both of thrm so much

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:18, archived)

that was me calling you a spastic btw
in case you missed it
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:18, archived)

Just watched Labyrinth again
Partly for the costumes, partly for the music, but mostly for the bulge
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:01, archived)

You remind me of the bulge

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:13, archived)