evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:40, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:55, archived)

Hitler

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:06, archived)

Literally

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:52, archived)

those were the days!
back when everyone on here loved me
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:53, archived)

Even me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:55, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:56, archived)

Evening

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

already? where does the time go eh?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

Don't
I'm turning 50 next year, I still think I'm 32 sometimes
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:29, archived)

i'm 48 and got ID'd buying rolling tobacco a few months ago.
a few months before that i was actually refused alcohol because i didn't have an ID printed off my dad's Star LC10 with me.

Broken Britland.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:47, archived)

Fuck
I was getting in the local over 25's night when I was 16
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:16, archived)

i had a friend like that. he was always walking into bars at 14 and i was stuck outside smoking roasted banana skins.

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:21, archived)

Luckily I peaked early
So I still don't have wrinkles and can pass for early 30's
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:46, archived)

go on...
i'm ready to mingle
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:51, archived)

just shoved some crack down my japper

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

Crack pipe

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:15, archived)

oh yeah that went down there as well. but purely for my selfish bespoke gratification

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:19, archived)

sauté your ballbag

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:29, archived)

salty, your ballbag

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:33, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:56, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:56, archived)

cunt. spat beer, the most acidic substance known to man
all over my monitors. why don't you fuck off somewhere and then fuck off.

i'm so pissed i'm not even sure if i can have that as a rhetorical question but but it is what is is. i'm not changing it.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:57, archived)

I think you just made my day

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:11, archived)

i'm no punk
mods mods mods
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:22, archived)