i didn't sleep at all last night so you can shove your magic japper cracker up your rectum
i'm ready for bed. just one more jap crack and then i'm going.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:15, archived)

Magic Rohypnol and Ket then?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:18, archived)

yeah that's probably what i'll be taking in about 10 minutes.
or a slab of valium
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:19, archived)

anyone can do an all nighter
week before last i had 4.5 hours sleep in 5 days. no-one noticed because i'm so shit at my job i can't get any worse. i've got them right where i want them.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:24, archived)

that's not really true it's genuinely been quite hard justifying my last payrise.

( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:25, archived)

If you catch yourself trying to justify anything about your real life on b3ta then you're doing it wrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:28, archived)

P.s. you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:32, archived)

don't worry i haven't really had a payrise
smoke and mirrors!
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:50, archived)