You could always have a crack at breaking Shipman's record

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:05, archived)

What's crab paste got to do with it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:08, archived)

What's crab paste but a second-hand crustacean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:28, archived)

Second-claw

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)

have a flash your breaking Shipman's record a teenager
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)