Then I'm going to pull them in for a reluctant hug and go "shh shhh shhh" while they struggle to get away.
Weirdly border-line abusive in a way but at least I didn't launch their fucking brains through the air
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)