I thought that was Alan "bit of fluff" Freeman
Or maybe David "Kid" Jensen

Clues were in the names
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

Paedor Powell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:57, archived)

Peter Perverts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 17:45, archived)