Have you considered hiring someone who could pretend to be your wife?
Give her a few stock answers and set up a "meet the author" deal? You'd have to tell anyone that knows her what you're planning, of course, but you would get publicity and more sales
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:20, archived)

That's maybe something for the next phase.
I have of course considered hiring someone to pretend to be my wife, but never in this context. *winky face*
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:27, archived)

I assumed as much

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:30, archived)

I'll do it for £50
I've got the tits for it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:24, archived)