Instead of sponsoring the newsletter you could flush a load of notes down the bog
It will achieve the same result but faster
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:24, archived)

I bought a book off of the newsletter sponsor once.
It was good.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:40, archived)

Was it mine?
Oh no wait, I don't think it was in the newsletter. That's probably why I'm not a millionaire now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:43, archived)

It was that thing about biscuits and the apocalypse
If that was yours, yeah.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:00, archived)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:15, archived)