It's no Crewe though
And as for Sheppey...
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:38, archived)

Alright 'John Noakes'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:34, archived)

Alright Peter Pervert

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)