morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 7:29, archived)

yo

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 7:55, archived)

It is isn’t if

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:00, archived)

Fuck of

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:02, archived)

Fucking of

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:21, archived)

Hi Huw

( broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:09, archived)

Fancy earning 35 grand?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:20, archived)

Do I?!!??!!

( broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:56, archived)

Close your eyes and open your mouth then
Bitch
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:37, archived)

Great big hairy elephant's Hitler

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:19, archived)

Is what I call your mum

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:22, archived)

Nowt to what I call her

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:36, archived)

We have a 50ft well in the middle of our kitchen table
And a bar, in a cave, in our basement

Fucking get in, Provence is t3h 5h1t
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:39, archived)

That well sounds a bit dangerous.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:40, archived)

It has a glass top

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:43, archived)

Gareth 'glass top' Jones

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:44, archived)

imgur.com/a/yB28loy
imgur.com/a/bTzaKmy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:42, archived)

It puts the cocktail in the basket

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:45, archived)

A bar in a cave garold
A bar. In a cave.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:54, archived)

Barve.

( broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:20, archived)

Get out the gimp mask
and put all the car keys in a bowl...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:56, archived)

The well looks a bit bumhole-y

( broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:57, archived)

It looks well bumhole.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:58, archived)

Totes bh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:25, archived)

bum wellhole

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

<3

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:08, archived)

well well well

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:11, archived)

It's no Crewe though
And as for Sheppey...
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:38, archived)

Alright 'John Noakes'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:34, archived)

Alright Peter Pervert

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)

Bit of a damp squid here

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:21, archived)

It’s squib you fucking nonce

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:45, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2490757
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)

no a squib is a type firework, they don't work when they're damp, why would he refer to something that doesn't work?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:36, archived)

It's the best thing since life's spread.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:45, archived)