Then make a superior one and charge more to see it
Perhaps add a disposable robot army and a cgi ending with a fight in a sky beam
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)

cocknado

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 0:02, archived)

And my hammer

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 0:06, archived)

One does simply wank into Obscurity

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 2:05, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 9:59, archived)