Might contain crippling guilt?
Might contain traces of humanity?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:15, archived)

You try so hard to put yourself above others. It's an ugly reflection of your insecurities.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)

I am clicking this

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:25, archived)

Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)

I'm not trying in the slightest.
You think that you are rising above me by defending Nazis, racists, ablists, homophobes, misogynists, etc. It is by far your most bafflingly stupid personality trait.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:27, archived)

No, I have others more baffling
1) Can independently raise either eyebrow
2) Can identify the country and region of origin of a specific type of wood by its scent when heated
3) William Basinski
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:31, archived)

Your olfactory dendrological skill impresses me.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:47, archived)

Expensive and difficult to acquire, utterly useless to possess, from most perspectives at least

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)

Not useless at all.
It's a very valuable skill in the antiques trade.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)

Well I've seen Bargain Hunt if that's what you mean.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)

I'm going to go ahead and presume that's gay slang.
In a positive and empowering way, obviously, because being gay is fabulous.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)

your reflection is ugly though

(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:11, archived)

maybe, but I'm not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:40, archived)

you see brb when you look in the mirror?
that's fucking terrifying
(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:46, archived)

I'd try to trace this conversation back to see where it all got away from me but I'm actually in worse shape now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:09, archived)

that's coz it's a hall of mirrors
now do you see?
(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:16, archived)

I am a vampire and
I have no reflection.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:58, archived)