Real deal morning thread, get on it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 7:04, archived)

Alright ex jail-bird David Dickinson

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 7:22, archived)

^ upset

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)

No

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:11, archived)

/talking

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:31, archived)

Someone just replied to an email I sent. They have taken quite a while to respond.
I sent it 28 August 2012.

Impressive!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:43, archived)

That was me m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)

Check your emails more often then.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:03, archived)

Was it the paternity one?
Are you the daddy?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:53, archived)

Not very likely.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:02, archived)

OK Annie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)

no you never, e-mails didn't exist way back then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)

Computers didn't either
Or biscuits
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)

i had a biscuit in 2007

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:48, archived)

Nope it was stale bread

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:53, archived)

Did the email find you well?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:07, archived)

I sent an email once

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:41, archived)

I'm sorry, I've written an email

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:51, archived)

Who to?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:53, archived)

[insert name]

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:02, archived)

(Freddie Flintoff)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:17, archived)