i hope your holiday plane crashes into a shit igloo someone made out of firelighters you big gay spazbummer

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 0:35, archived)

ps. wank off a weasel

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 0:58, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:10, archived)

my best pal has terminal liver cancer
as such I am drinking myself unconscious

It's what he would've wanted
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:16, archived)

live and let livered

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:18, archived)

never a taker nor a liver be
(c) Jesus
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:23, archived)

goodbye
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:27, archived)

cry me a liver
real soz m8
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:42, archived)

fuck an astronaut up the ass

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 1:16, archived)

Something something rocket to Uranus.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Aug 2023, 7:29, archived)