if you're not actively pooing now
the likelihood of you having a poo later is, I would imagine, 100%
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 17:05, archived)

Unless he dies first.
Not wishing death on anyone, mind, may everyone have many more poos.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 17:20, archived)

he could do an Elvis Special

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)

I could still poo while dead, but that may not fall under the (arguably arbitrary) category of active pooing.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 17:42, archived)

Passing pooing, then.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Aug 2023, 19:34, archived)