i've set three traps
if i haven't caught the crap out of the creature by breakfast tomorrow i'm burning the house down
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 22:58, archived)

Piss on you. I work for Mel Brooks.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:09, archived)

r +ll c
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:33, archived)

Fuck you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:51, archived)

shove a badger up your willy

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:55, archived)

Do we have those here? I honestly don't know.
"The American badger (Taxidea taxus)[n 1] is a North American badger similar in appearance to the European badger, although not closely related."
They don't live around here though. We do have opossums and raccoons?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:56, archived)

yeah there are loads of pricks here
surely you've noticed
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:58, archived)

I've added some more detail to my reply above. Have a read! Super!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 0:00, archived)

i'll post you the angriest one i can locate

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 0:53, archived)

Great! 'Tastic!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 2:15, archived)

Have you tried shitting a biscuit?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:49, archived)

You could bait a trap with a shitscuit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:51, archived)