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Posting a picture? STOP!
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────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт shit a biscuit.
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 22:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 22:39, archived)
i've set three traps
if i haven't caught the crap out of the creature by breakfast tomorrow i'm burning the house down
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 22:58, archived)

Piss on you. I work for Mel Brooks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:09, archived)

r +ll c
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:33, archived)
Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:51, archived)
shove a badger up your willy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:55, archived)
Do we have those here? I honestly don't know.
"The American badger (Taxidea taxus)[n 1] is a North American badger similar in appearance to the European badger, although not closely related."
They don't live around here though. We do have opossums and raccoons?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:56, archived)
yeah there are loads of pricks here
surely you've noticed
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:58, archived)
I've added some more detail to my reply above. Have a read! Super!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 0:00, archived)
i'll post you the angriest one i can locate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 0:53, archived)
Great! 'Tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 2:15, archived)
Have you tried shitting a biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:49, archived)
You could bait a trap with a shitscuit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:51, archived)
If you can shit dog biscuits
you'd be a formidable addition to my business plans.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 22:51, archived)
What if he shits shit dog biscuits?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:14, archived)
They're still in testing, we don't know yet. They don't look very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:50, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:22, archived)
Wow! That really shits my biscuit!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 23:48, archived)
"if you're alone I'll be your shadow" sounds weird and it really makes no sense at all if you think about it, like why don't they have a shadow already, and in what way are shadows good company exactly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 2:18, archived)
"if you want to cry I'll be your shoulder".
Not offering a shoulder to cry on, I'll be your actual shoulder. Part of your body.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)
Please stop being my shoulder, it's creepy and weird, I hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 11:41, archived)
oh no you're my fucking smile now :) :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
Non-sequitur much? Unless the only entity that'll give you a hug is an inanimate object, you fucking loser.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)
No, it's beautiful, listen, if you become so toxic that only inanimate objects can bear to be close to you, I WILL IMPERSONATE AN INANIMATE OBJECT FOR THAT PURPOSE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:38, archived)