If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
Non-sequitur much? Unless the only entity that'll give you a hug is an inanimate object, you fucking loser.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)

No, it's beautiful, listen, if you become so toxic that only inanimate objects can bear to be close to you, I WILL IMPERSONATE AN INANIMATE OBJECT FOR THAT PURPOSE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:38, archived)