Mushroom soup
Might have a tin of peaches
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:42, archived)

i've put reeses peanut choc cake thingies in the mouse traps
tnks for the tip
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:45, archived)

Just make sure you clean your hands before baiting them
The little shits are suspicious of human smells
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)

I'm a digital gonad so good luck with twat

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

You're welcome

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)

Tinned fruit is great
Fuck the food snobs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)

Millions of peaches…

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:02, archived)

Walking on the beaches
Lol strikey l +n
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)

I also had mushroom soup, oddly enough.
It was home-made with mushrooms I'd foraged myself, because I am an insufferable ponce
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Aug 2023, 15:24, archived)

mushroomed ponce!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)

OI'LL MOIDAH DA PAIR O' YOUSE!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Aug 2023, 17:54, archived)