Afternoon thread
Can we talk about lunch?
I am having a cheese butty. Fucking beat THAT!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:42, archived)

SPAM

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:46, archived)

I know a song about that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:51, archived)

is it this? I bet it is
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 15:56, archived)

Across the Universe
By Laibach
Close though
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)

I love their version of 'One Vision.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Aug 2023, 22:00, archived)

Is that the Bob Marley song 'One Love' tastefully edited for use on a specsavers ad?
Let's get together and read, alright?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 23:02, archived)

I went pub

( broadsword, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:12, archived)

Pub is good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:56, archived)

I'm still there

( mongychops, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:32, archived)

Have a few for me

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)

beer or cock off

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:24, archived)

Beer AND cock is the order of b3ta I reckon.
How’s you Cunt?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:40, archived)

bit cuntish if i'm honest

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:44, archived)

Just cock and no cunt?
Bit sexist tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:58, archived)

I AM CUNTURE

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)

I might bomb your country
Or use a few drones I dunno yet
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:01, archived)

Mushroom soup
Might have a tin of peaches
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:42, archived)

i've put reeses peanut choc cake thingies in the mouse traps
tnks for the tip
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:45, archived)

Just make sure you clean your hands before baiting them
The little shits are suspicious of human smells
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)

I'm a digital gonad so good luck with twat

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

You're welcome

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)

Tinned fruit is great
Fuck the food snobs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)

Millions of peaches…

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:02, archived)

Walking on the beaches
Lol strikey l +n
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)

I also had mushroom soup, oddly enough.
It was home-made with mushrooms I'd foraged myself, because I am an insufferable ponce
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Aug 2023, 15:24, archived)

mushroomed ponce!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)

OI'LL MOIDAH DA PAIR O' YOUSE!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Aug 2023, 17:54, archived)