Anyone want a cuppa?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)

Two cunts in mine please

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:03, archived)

You're already cunty enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)

Yes and
I'm drinking a lovely lapsang right now.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:09, archived)

Call

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)

I only drink first flush, soz

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:09, archived)

So does your mother

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)

yes, I love powdered soup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:11, archived)

You're not supposed to snort it

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)

Fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)

at least it explains why I keep picking crusty croutons out of my nose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:23, archived)

-u +a

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)

No thanks, I'll stick with my Dr. Pepper

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)

Nice

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)

Earl Grey please
And a Hob Nob
Lol nob
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:33, archived)

make sure you turn the ring off before you nob on the hob
lol ring
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 14:42, archived)

+piece
Lol bum
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 15:33, archived)

I'm sorry, your TikToks are cringe, girlfriend.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 15:34, archived)

He posts on /board, doesn't he?
His name tags take at least twice as much effort as his pictures.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 15:35, archived)

Who do you mean?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts/100908/best
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 16:09, archived)

oh ok. what an odd assortment of pics that is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 16:28, archived)

Slightly reminds me of my first forays on here when I was finding my b3ta feet.
That was 15/16 years ago though, it's a weird throwback now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 19:01, archived)

Oh perlease
I saw your "story" on "snap"
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 15:40, archived)

Sweetie, EVERYBODY saw my story on snap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 15:59, archived)