The blue tongue would be a clue
So would being born with horns, they're the only animals that are.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 20:20, archived)

Never knew that
About the horns
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)

Have you heard about the meaty wolf shits?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 22:55, archived)

w͖͜o̡͎l̢̙̠v̪̞̺e͙͇͜s̠̦ a̝̠̘r͇̠͜e͖̘͜ l̢̡͖a̟͎r͕̻̘g̟͔͔e̟̠ f͖̺͔u̙͓͓c͚̞̪k̺͜e̝͔̺r͓̘͇s̢̝͕

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:07, archived)

I have one on the dining table as we speak

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:44, archived)