My giraffe has no spots
How does it know what species it is?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 19:19, archived)

Because it sires viable young with other giraffes?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 19:27, archived)

Possibly
If only there was a vet here
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 19:34, archived)

Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 19:58, archived)

What delightfully wacky role-play.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 20:01, archived)

It's no 'alexei sayle putting his bins out', I'll give you that.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 21:03, archived)

It's no Red Dwarf either

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 22:23, archived)

sʇᴉɥs ⅎʅoʍ ʎʇɐǝɯ ⬅️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 22:50, archived)

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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:05, archived)

Tits lol
Meaty wolf shitty titties
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:11, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:15, archived)

The blue tongue would be a clue
So would being born with horns, they're the only animals that are.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 20:20, archived)

Never knew that
About the horns
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)

Have you heard about the meaty wolf shits?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 22:55, archived)

w͖͜o̡͎l̢̙̠v̪̞̺e͙͇͜s̠̦ a̝̠̘r͇̠͜e͖̘͜ l̢̡͖a̟͎r͕̻̘g̟͔͔e̟̠ f͖̺͔u̙͓͓c͚̞̪k̺͜e̝͔̺r͓̘͇s̢̝͕

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:07, archived)

I have one on the dining table as we speak

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:44, archived)

DOG SHIT ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKERS!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 21:48, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 21:53, archived)

and to a lesser extent, meaty wolf shits
mͫeͤaͣᴛⷮy woͦlf s͛hͪiͥᴛⷮs͛
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 22:39, archived)

Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2023, 23:07, archived)

⬅️nothing to declare| |meaty wolf shits➡️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 0:00, archived)