50p mate, take it or leave it

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)

I doubt that even buys you a short-dated ham these days.
And by 'you', I mean 'noted Internet entrepreneur, Rob Manuel.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)