What side hustles do you have
I sell t-shirts on Shopify
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:13, archived)

I make and occasionally sell pixel blankets

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)

What is that?

(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:18, archived)

cartoon characters, videogame characters, things like that
as a pixel is basically a square, I knit squares of the correct colours and sew them together to make blankets. I've made Super Mario blankets, Legend of Zelda, Splatoon, Fortnite, Minecraft, Dangermouse, Courage the Cowardly Dog and my personal favourite, Megamind.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:21, archived)

how much is an dangermouse?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

the last one I made
was for a king-sized bed. it was just the DM logo on a white background and it sold for £100.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)

but i have an emperor sized bed

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:17, archived)

50p mate, take it or leave it

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)

I doubt that even buys you a short-dated ham these days.
And by 'you', I mean 'noted Internet entrepreneur, Rob Manuel.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

Your bed is the size of a penguin?
You're mad!!!!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)

SQWAAARK!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:23, archived)

absolutely chinstrap m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:58, archived)

£250 and a packet of Werther's

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)

do you have a pic? genuine interested

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:29, archived)

Only on my laptop
And that's at my parent's house. I'll try to sort it out tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:33, archived)

ok

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:05, archived)

That's awesome!!!!!!

(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:24, archived)

Do you have a site at all?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:26, archived)

no
I just take the odd commission as and when I have the time. as they're all handmade, they can take anything up to 6 months to complete
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)

Bet

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)

one of my earliest ones
is still in my profile, as it got me my one and only fp
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:57, archived)

I will have a mooch cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)

Thats smart that.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:27, archived)

thanks
they quickly got bigger and better. i'm making blankets with odd balls of wool at the moment, i do it in the summer/autumn and take the finished blankets to the food bank when winter starts, because they can give them to homeless charities
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)

I hope you are charging a hefty fee for this service.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)

You are a good person
Well done you!!!!!
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)

I sell my body for eggs

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:33, archived)

^the egg man

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

SEGGS man more like

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

motherclucker

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:40, archived)

You some kind of comedihen?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:46, archived)

well, I do love a good yolk

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)

You crack me up.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)

shut the fuck up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:06, archived)

Get ducked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)

it's a type of omelette

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:13, archived)

your quackers

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)

shut the fuck up, please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)

you quack me up

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)

You have offended him. Should have kept your big beak out of it.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

sorry. i am cursed with fowl language

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)

offhended surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)

And the plot chickens.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)

if you had shut the fuck up when i suggested it would have been better, i've made a chicken pun now, fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:07, archived)

cluck you
surely
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)

SMEGS man, more like!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

Where is Smeg today?
I am rewatching red dwarf. Fucking EGGcellent
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:45, archived)

Smeg smeg, smeg smegger

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

Alright Bellend

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:51, archived)

put some smeg into it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)

no need
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yENmufztolo
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)

i sell sea shells on the sea, sure.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:39, archived)

I am just gonna put this here, I asked Chatgpt to write a short story about Red dwarf meeting Bottom
traff.co/kbvoI1N
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:53, archived)

phishing scams on waning internet forums

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)

curating JAV

( $$ ✅, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:24, archived)

What's Jav

(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)

Vaj backwards

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:28, archived)

I offer a private 'deluxe' prostate examination package for my more discerning patients.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)

Can confirm

( mongychops, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)

You doing home visits?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:46, archived)

You mean those who discern how painful it will be if they don't get the 'deluxe' exam package?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:02, archived)

I hawk my smelmet amongst the homeless of London

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)

I sell homoerotic art on ebay

(piss and shit, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)

GAY!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:59, archived)

i prefer 'bi' or 'queer' tbh

(piss and shit, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:32, archived)

go on...

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:20, archived)

i will

(piss and shit, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:33, archived)

Everybody's doing the crab

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:21, archived)