Taxi driver with road rage
Supposedly, a Hackney driver cut him off, which is apparently cause enough to follow him to asda, wait till he's standing next to his cab talking to another driver, then speed up and plough into him, knocking him full force into his own cab.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:09, archived)

I was just taking the opportunity to make a Grease joke, I didn't actually want to know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:15, archived)

You interfering Fuck wit

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

Well now you do

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)

He cut him off, driving the car
Well, he got road rage down in Asda
He sped up, ploughed into him
Well he was squashed, broken a limb
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:08, archived)

Well A well a
(piss and shit, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:54, archived)